so here we go
me and my m8 ash have this epic way of bagging some ass and maybe some money at the same time.
1)I get his name tattooed on my arse

His name is going on my body because he wants it to be artistic, but if you pay him he will have your name on his body (his deviant name is halonut117)

2)I describe it to the ladies

Wouldn't work if i just dropped my kefters then talked to them

3) I show it to them

They may want to see this thing and if they do commence stage 4.

4) I give them a brief description of who ash is and then call him over

5) Ash enters the convo

He explains that it is he who is tattooed upon my arse. He also explains that we are friends but we dont have any "benefits".

6) Clothes come off

If they dont walk away, call the fuzz, put the boots to us, mace us then we "divide and conquer".

Steps 7 and 8 only come into play if we need some cash. I know, we're pricks but money is vital.

7) Ash films the resulting act(s)

From somewhere he produces a camera and proceeds to film the deed(s). Something to show the nephews and nieces.

8) Internet

The film goes on the net and we make money.

And there you have it, our new way of getting our freak on. I doubt anyone else will use it but if you do, credit us or we will smite your ass in the most biblical/ painful way possible. and remember Tatty Bojangles